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Moneyball PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:49

Moneyball (Rated PG-13 for some strong language) is a drama starring Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill. It’s based on the book by Michael Lewis and the real life work of Oakland A’s General Manager Billy Beane.

Major League Baseball is inherently unfair. Teams in big markets have the financial resources to pay more to players, thereby attracting the best players. It follows then that having the best players gives you the best chance to win. This has been true for over one hundred years.

How is a small market team to compete?

This is the question that burns in the ultra-competitive Billy Beane (Pitt) after losing the decisive playoff game to the New York Yankees and losing his three biggest stars when he can’t afford to sign them to big contracts.

Billy decides that he can’t compete in an unfair game by mimicking the ways of the richer teams. There’s no way he’s going to out Yankee the Yankees.

He happens upon Peter Brand, an Ivy League graduate in economics working at his first real job as a player evaluator for the Cleveland Indians by utilizing statistical analysis. Can Brand’s new ideas be Billy’s key to finding a different way to be competitive in the tradition laden environment that is baseball?

Brad Pitt does all the heavy lifting in this film. It seems as though he’s in every frame. Fortunately he does a credible job. His spitting chew into a cup and some of his inspirational instructions to the players come off as unnatural and as a caricature of a typical baseball guy, but aside from that he seems to inhabit the role fairly naturally, especially when he is working the phones in trades.

Jonah Hill also does a good job as the wide-eyed nerdy stats schlub.

On first blush you wouldn’t think an interesting drama could be crafted from a story of a man who uses statistical analysis to put together a baseball roster, but this movie goes to show that entertaining drama can be found in virtually every human situation. Enjoy.

 
The Guard PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:47

The Guard (Rated R for pervasive language, some violence, drug material and sexual content) is a smart crime/comedy from Ireland starring Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle. Note: It does have “pervasive language”, but much of it is spoken with an Irish accent that somehow manages to make even profanity sound charming.

Sergeant Gerry Boyle (Gleeson) of the Garda (as the police force in the Republic of Ireland is known) is an unconventional, wild-card of a cop working in the remote western town of Connemara in County Galway. He seems worn out by life and doesn’t particularly care who he offends, who gets their police work attended to, or whether or not he’s breaking the law.

There isn’t much in the way of crime to fight until a John Doe shows up shot in the head. Boyle isn’t in any particular hurry to solve the crime, but things get a little more interesting when FBI agent Wendell Everett (Cheadle) shows up with the announcement that there’s a big shipment of cocaine due to land somewhere on the western coast.

What follows is a sort of traditional “buddy film” formula combining the gruff, simple Irish cop and the privileged and highly educated black American cop to comic effect. Much of the comedy comes from the witty repartee not only between Boyle and Everett, but between all of the characters. Even the criminals are delightful.

Though they are Irish through and through, they can’t help but be influenced by American culture. In many ways these people are acting out what they’ve seen in our movies and TV shows as if the modern world has finally made its way to their small corner of the planet and there’s a certain thrilled naiveté and escape from boredom in their manner. For example, the locals always seem disappointed when they find out that Agent Everett isn’t with the Behavioral Science Unit, but is only working narcotics.

And though this takes place in western Ireland, the final sequences have a certain western cowboy flavor to them that feels freshened by the foreign perspective.

If you’re looking for a clever film, rely on “The Guard” to deliver it.

 
Rise of the Planet of the Apes PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:48

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Rated PG-13 for intense and frightening sequences of action and violence) is a thriller that applies the defibrillation paddles on the moribund “Planet of the Apes” franchise. It stars James Franco, John Lithgow, Freida Pinto and Andy Serkis.

In a time honored cliché, a well-meaning scientist (Franco) bent on curing his father (Lithgow) of Alzheimer’s disease breaks experimental protocols, resulting in the birth and development of an incredibly advanced Chimpanzee (Serkis) named Caesar. Caesar leads a large troop of apes in a revolt against their human oppressors in an attempt to find a society where he truly belongs.

This film is steeped in cliché. The man in charge is only interested in making money. The guards are sadistic. (Did we have to have a scene where the guard brings a guy and two lady friends into the ape compound to impress them? Really?) The neighbor is an unreasonable jerk. Frieda Pinto’s role as “the girlfriend veterinarian” is apparently there for no other reason than to provide an attractive female character to look at.

The list of thinly drawn clichéd characters is virtually endless.

Of course, the original 1968 film was made more poignant due to its thinly veiled social commentary in times of the Civil Rights movement and the ever present threat of nuclear destruction. This modern version strives to make points about genetic experiments, but that theme is lost to the special effects wizardry of the apes and has been played out too many times in other films to make a dent in the social consciousness of the viewer.

But the movie succeeds in the one area that is absolutely crucial.

It’s a difficult task to get a human audience to pull for the apes and root against the humans. To do that the filmmakers have to keep the apes from harming innocent humans and must paint the humans that do get hurt as despicable—which explains to some degree the clichéd bad guys.

And most importantly, the filmmakers must humanize the apes and have them take on those human qualities we most admire. This film does that in spades. Andy Serkis, teamed with computer generated effects, manages to make Caesar a very realistic primate, evolving before our eyes, with human emotions and sensibilities.

If you in any way enjoyed the apes in the previous films you’re sure to enjoy them in this work.

 
The Debt PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:45

The Debt (Rated R for some violence and language) is a thriller based on the 2007 Israeli film of the same name. It stars Helen Mirren, Tom Wilkinson and Jessica Chastain.

In the early 1960’s three young members of the Israeli Mossad, two men and a woman, are sent to East Berlin to kidnap and return for trial a notorious NAZI war criminal guilty of performing horrifying medical procedures on Jewish war camp inmates.

Now in the late 1990’s the three have enjoyed decades of being national heroes. One of them, Rachel (Mirren), has a journalist daughter who has written a book about her mother’s heroics and its release is bringing up lots of old memories.

Like how she got that nasty scar on her cheek.

But something’s amiss. Why on Earth did that sad looking man just commit suicide rather than going along with those young looking men from the Israeli government? Why would the author’s father provide most of the material for the book and the daughter be the only journalist Rachel wouldn’t talk to about the affair?

To answer those questions and more, the story flips deftly between the 1960’s and the 1990’s leaving cliff hanger after cliff hanger and dropping one “reveal” after another as the mystery unwinds.

We all know that complicated plans often go awry. In fact, if everything went according to plan it’d be a boring story. So, what makes the story interesting is how the characters react when things go wrong. Will they panic? Will they find solutions?

And who would’ve thought a love triangle would develop between the three Mossad agents? (Well, okay, all of us, but we’d all be disappointed if that didn’t happen, wouldn’t we?)

What makes this particular thriller unique is that it explores the long term ramifications of the adventure on the characters. What costs do duty to country and family extract from us? What obligations do we have to them? To truth and justice?

You can always rely on a cast with Mirren and Wilkinson to deliver captivating performances and in this case they’re matched with a terrific script and skilled filmmaking. There are a few nitpicking actions that ring a little false, but they can be easily overlooked because the product as a whole is excellent. Enjoy.

 
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